May 2013
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
“‘Am I weird?’
‘Yeah. But so what? Everybody’s weird.’”
– Stephen King, Different Seasons (via larmoyante)
police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who
warpedesto:
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
